My Immortal- The MST! (NOT SAFE FOR SANITY!!!)

DSBM · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:35 pm

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

Daria: Only because the high school cafeteria food is unedible.

Well high school is heaven, compared to Wolf's dungeon, where you two are right now. Are you hallucinating, Daria?

Must be the fic.

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:03 am

Jane: Rise and join us as we go and consume the souls of the living!
Daria: Are we resurecting this thing again?

Chapter 37!

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AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY

Jane: Just as we come back from one.

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SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX.

Daria: End it, end it, end it...

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fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11

Jane: Kiss my ass!

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raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

Daria: <Tara> Unless I kill myself!

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DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Jane: Donnie Darko again?

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Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

Daria: And the yaoi fangirls swarmed...

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"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said.

Daria: Unfortunatly, he could not help you.

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She wuz so hot.

Jane: He means it's over a hundred degrees outside.

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"Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"

Daria: Dues Ex Machina, at your service.

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"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway

Jane: And that's a Mary Sue at your service.

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Tata," said Vampire.

Daria: I'm not...
Jane: Bodacious tata's!

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"Why would u need it?"

Daria: Because it's supposed to stave off the Mary Sue comments.
Jane: It's not helping.

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"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.

Daria: OMG, LOL.

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"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.

Jane: Yes, it's a requirement of Gary or Mary Sue to sleep with everyone.

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"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.

Jane: Speaking of bodacious tata's.

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"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.

Daria: <Willow> Or I'll sic Faith on you!

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"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."

Jane: Instead of, you know, McGonnagal's, or something that makes sense.

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Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room.

Jane: I don't even think I can pronounce "Siniater."

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But Profesor Sinister wasn't there.

Daria: I thought it was Professor Siniater's room.

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Instead Tom Rid was.

Jane: Totally doesn't mean anything at all.

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Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

Daria: And by cool, I mean completely depressing.

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I took out da cloves from da bag.

Jane: <singing> Crimson and clover, over and over...

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It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ▒666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

Daria: Not depressing, just stupid.

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"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way.

Jane: How does that even work?

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I took da clothes in da bag.

Daria: And died from the poison on the bag.

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"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco.

Jane: Have sex?
Daria: Don't encourage them!

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Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

Jane: <Freddy> Welcome to my world, bitch.

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"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it.

Daria: Is it a suicide note?

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On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away.

Jane: She's on vacation in Hawaii.

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She is too gottik

Daria: She is suffering from grammeritis.

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she is in Azkhabian now.

Daria: I guess Azkaban was too full.

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Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now.

Daria and Jane: HEADMASTER!

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Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

Jane: Rumbridge. Sounds like what Trent drinks.

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"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Daria: Ask Tara.

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Suddenly Dumblydore came.

Daria: Does the word "appear" not exist in your vocabulary?

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"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily.

Jane: Bam, bam!

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Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111

Daria: It's a DeLorean!

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I jumped seductivly in2 it

Jane: Oh, for the love of Christ!

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leaving Draco and Vampire.

Daria: Know we know what kind of girl she is.

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Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11

Jane: Good, go back to the point where you started writing this fic, then stop yourself.

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I looked around.

Daria: And got stabbed by Freddy Krueger.

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It was...

Jane: Oh, the suspense is killing me.

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Profesor Slutborn's efface!

Daria: Uh, what?

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I sneaked around.

Jane: All the ninja's in the room are laughing at you.

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Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket.

Daria: Can... not... form... structured... sentences...

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Suddenly da door opened it wuz...Profesor Slutgorn!11

Daria: That is wrong on oh so many levels...

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OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

Jane: How are we talking without quotations?

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"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said

Daria: I didn't say anything.

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finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.

Jane: Now who's point of view is this?
Daria: I dunno. I'm not paying attention.

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"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.

Jane: After you strip and...
Daria: Jane!

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You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes.

Jane: I did?

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Silas, Samaro

Jane: Sadako!

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and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

Daria: I'm not sure that was even out at that point.

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"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"

Jane: The Bowels of Hell.

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"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now."

Jane: Hi, it's me, Hades, Lord of the Dead, how are ya doin?

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Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

Daria: And I'm wearing boots, a skirt, and a green jacket. Nothing special.

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"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert."

Jane: In HELL!

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I said and then I went with Satan.

Daria: She's going to Hell.

DSBM · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:31 am

Why? Wolf, dear, why?

*scratches his own eyes until blood mixed with vitreous humour leaks out*

SEE!?

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:52 am

DSBM wrote:

Why? Wolf, dear, why?

*scratches his own eyes until blood mixed with vitreous humour leaks out*

SEE!?

*evil cackle*

DSBM · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:25 am

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

*evil cackle*

I am hoping you will replace the damage?

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:20 pm

Chapter 38!

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AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation?

Jane: Because you said something about ending the story.

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oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

Daria: I'm ten times more gothic than you.

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Satan and I walked 2 his car.

Jane: Now try that again while chewing gum.

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It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car.

Daria: On the inside it had pink poodles and a picture of Taylor Lautner with his shirt off.

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I went in it seduktivly.

Jane: Skank.
Daria: Whore.

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Stan started 2 drive it.

Daria: Who's Stan?

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We talked about Satanism

Jane: Which you know nothing about.

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(lolz he wuz named after Satan),

Daria: Only because the author made it so.

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kuttting,

Jane: Idiotic.

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musik

Daria: Yours is just too stupid.

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and being goffik.

Daria: Which your not.

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"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11"

Jane: Ugh.

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Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed.

Jane: Please, burn out more brain cells.

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(koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

Daria: You know, Wolf is a gay male and he is a bit of an asshole.

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"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena."

Jane: Please say Helena is your therapist.

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I said in a flirty voice. "...Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"

Daria: Euthanasia does wonders.

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"Well..." he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."

Jane: What a coincidence.

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Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater.

Jane: There are more colors than black.

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Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist.

Daria: Must be a reshowing.

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In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.

Jane: Death to cereal!

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Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.

Daria: Or, just stupid.

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While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea.

Jane: You're gonna stop the fic?

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I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar

Daria: Uhm... No. Disney would never... Well, they at least wouldn't.

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sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

Jane: I'm sitting on the edge of my seat in tension.

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"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"

Daria: <Satan> I just realized I'm much better off without you!

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I new that the amnesia had worked.

Jane: Wish we had amnesia.

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"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said.

Daria: Rules of time travel, fail!

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"2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

Jane: And I want to throw up over your shirt.

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"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den... he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit.

Daria: Ew.

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He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

Jane: Brain cells... Dying...

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"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

Jane: Thank you sweet stranger.

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"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly... I attaked her suking all her blood.

Daria: Oh, no. Help.

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"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

Jane: Stupidity abounds...

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"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

Daria: <Ebony> With my powers of Mary Sue-ness.

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"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.

Jane: Now fry in the daylight! Fry!!!!!!

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"Siriusly?" he gasped.

Daria: <Ebony> No, I'm a chain smoker.

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"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

Jane: Beer, poser goths. It's like college.

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"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"

Daria: How much you want to bet the author never actually saw the Exorcist?

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"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

Jane: If this is set in the nineties, I don't think Marilyn Manson was around. I could be wrong.

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"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

Daria: Skim, skim, funny comment, skim.

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"I wood like to peasant...XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

Jane: Obvious sex-stage joke.

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"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song)

Jane: Plaigirism!

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My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy.

Daria: Mary Sue!

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Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

Jane: Are you sure it's not because the song sucks?

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"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"

Daria: <James> No sex tonight!

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"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.

"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily.

"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.

*Daria and Jane both pick up a book*
Jane: Weather's nice today.
Daria: Yeah, nothing ever happens.

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"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

Daria: Kill them please.

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"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

Jane: Where did the gun come from?

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And den...I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Daria: *begins praying*

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"No!111" yielded everyone

Daria and Jane: YES!!!!

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but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

Daria: Shows over, folks.
Jane: We hope.

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:43 pm

Chapter 39
Daria: No!
I'm going to stop here, because it would be a crime to continue after this!

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Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

Daria: A random element has entered.

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AN/ I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know.

Jane: Yes, but, you're an extremely immature pathetic girl that actually writes well!

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Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too)

Daria: Was the password Gerard?

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and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh.

Jane: I like her already!

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And I present to you MY crappy part in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."

Daria: This might be good.

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I, the American retail wearing british vampire Sue, coughed up blood.

Jane: I'm enjoying this already.

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Satan kneeled down beside me.

Daria: To deliver the finishing blow.

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"Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"

Jane: Yes, die! Die now!

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I gave him a rueful smile.

Jane: She... she can write! She knows words! I am overjoyed!

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"I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."

Daria: Wait for it...

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Satan sobbed. "I love you Ebony."

Jane: <Satan> Well, I love your breasts, anyway.

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"I love you two.

Daria: Well, it's better than nothing.

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I'll...I'll see you in hell." I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.

Jane: Before we break out the champagne...

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B'loody Mary Smith suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason.

Daria: Keeping in line with the story, of course.

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She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Ebony's lifeless body, she screamed.

Jane: For joy!

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Her face became pale with horror. She screamed for the healers, Dumbledore, Mcgoogle, and every single gothic person she could think of.

Daria: They can't help you now!

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Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Ebony.

Jane: Good lord, no...

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Everyone stared in shock. Her body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it started to incinerate.

Jane: Never mind.

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When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late, the Sue became nothing more then a pile of ashes.

Daria: Yes, yes...

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A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" filled the room.

Daria and Jane: YEEEEESSSS!

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A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room.

Daria and Jane: Ding! Dong! The Witch is dead! Which ol Witch? The Wicked Witch.

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Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.

Daria and Jane: Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!

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All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN/I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened.)

Jane: Magic.

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and, in their place, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.

Daria: It's.. It's so beautiful...

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When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody cheered.

Daria and Jane: Woo-hooo!

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Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the sue is dead...'

*Daria and Jane begin conducting*

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Well, that is, until all the HP characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.

Daria: Here we go.

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All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Harry and Voldemort started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark Side were reaching a climax.

Jane: YES!

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And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Draco and Hermione fled the scene and got married.

Daria: They are now happilly living their lives with two children in a mansion.

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Meanwhile...

Jane: There's more?

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Down in hell, Ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.

Jane: But, for us, it's a paradise!!!!

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She lost it all, but she knew she had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break her down.

Daria: Wanna bet?

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She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.

Jane: Oh, I think I know where this is going.

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And then it occured to her...

Daria: She's a crappy character?

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For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the bottom. And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your Life written all over the bag.

Jane: *lauging* Yes, yes! Behold your Hell, Ebony!

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Ebony supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.

Daria: I don't have to say anything. This is writing itself!

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Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw was a bra underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?).

Jane: Prep city! Wolf is feeling like himself again!

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Ebony tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it.

Jane: No, don't stop, the fear on your face is awesome!

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"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!" Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

Daria: This author is a genius!

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Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."

Jane: For the final time!

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/End Crap Fic.

Daria: This has been My Immortal, starring Tara as Ebony, Daria as herself, and Jane as herself.
Jane: We apologize for any insanity, depression, or suicidal thoughts that come from reading this fic.
Daria: Please throw away all candy and popcorn boxes or bags in the proper trash units.
Jane: Thank you, and have a nice day.

DSBM · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:06 pm

Again: I am hoping you will replace the damage?

I knew Ebony and Satan would hook up eventually. Ugh.

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My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy.

I laughed so hard at this. I pictured an oversized pentagram coming out her mouth and ripping apart her throat, tongue and lips while doing so. :eeklez:

Ah, it's over... Aw. I loved the end. I REALLY HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME.

iheartpoprocks · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:56 pm

That....was a pentagram of horror, beauty, and hilarity.

Sailor Swifty · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:18 pm

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

Chapter 39
Daria: No!
I'm going to stop here, because it would be a crime to continue after this!

Quote:

Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

Daria: A random element has entered.

Quote:

AN/ I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know.

Jane: Yes, but, you're an extremely immature pathetic girl that actually writes well!

Quote:

Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too)

Daria: Was the password Gerard?

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and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh.

Jane: I like her already!

Quote:

And I present to you MY crappy part in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."

Daria: This might be good.

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I, the American retail wearing british vampire Sue, coughed up blood.

Jane: I'm enjoying this already.

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Satan kneeled down beside me.

Daria: To deliver the finishing blow.

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"Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"

Jane: Yes, die! Die now!

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I gave him a rueful smile.

Jane: She... she can write! She knows words! I am overjoyed!

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"I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."

Daria: Wait for it...

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Satan sobbed. "I love you Ebony."

Jane: <Satan> Well, I love your breasts, anyway.

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"I love you two.

Daria: Well, it's better than nothing.

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I'll...I'll see you in hell." I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.

Jane: Before we break out the champagne...

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B'loody Mary Smith suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason.

Daria: Keeping in line with the story, of course.

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She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Ebony's lifeless body, she screamed.

Jane: For joy!

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Her face became pale with horror. She screamed for the healers, Dumbledore, Mcgoogle, and every single gothic person she could think of.

Daria: They can't help you now!

Quote:

Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Ebony.

Jane: Good lord, no...

Quote:

Everyone stared in shock. Her body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it started to incinerate.

Jane: Never mind.

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When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late, the Sue became nothing more then a pile of ashes.

Daria: Yes, yes...

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A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" filled the room.

Daria and Jane: YEEEEESSSS!

Quote:

A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room.

Daria and Jane: Ding! Dong! The Witch is dead! Which ol Witch? The Wicked Witch.

Quote:

Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.

Daria and Jane: Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!

Quote:

All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN/I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened.)

Jane: Magic.

Quote:

and, in their place, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.

Daria: It's.. It's so beautiful...

Quote:

When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody cheered.

Daria and Jane: Woo-hooo!

Quote:

Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the sue is dead...'

*Daria and Jane begin conducting*

Quote:

Well, that is, until all the HP characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.

Daria: Here we go.

Quote:

All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Harry and Voldemort started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark Side were reaching a climax.

Jane: YES!

Quote:

And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Draco and Hermione fled the scene and got married.

Daria: They are now happilly living their lives with two children in a mansion.

Quote:

Meanwhile...

Jane: There's more?

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Down in hell, Ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.

Jane: But, for us, it's a paradise!!!!

Quote:

She lost it all, but she knew she had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break her down.

Daria: Wanna bet?

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She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.

Jane: Oh, I think I know where this is going.

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And then it occured to her...

Daria: She's a crappy character?

Quote:

For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the bottom. And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your Life written all over the bag.

Jane: *lauging* Yes, yes! Behold your Hell, Ebony!

Quote:

Ebony supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.

Daria: I don't have to say anything. This is writing itself!

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Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw was a bra underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?).

Jane: Prep city! Wolf is feeling like himself again!

Quote:

Ebony tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it.

Jane: No, don't stop, the fear on your face is awesome!

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"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!" Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

Daria: This author is a genius!

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Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."

Jane: For the final time!

Quote:

/End Crap Fic.

Daria: This has been My Immortal, starring Tara as Ebony, Daria as herself, and Jane as herself.
Jane: We apologize for any insanity, depression, or suicidal thoughts that come from reading this fic.
Daria: Please throw away all candy and popcorn boxes or bags in the proper trash units.
Jane: Thank you, and have a nice day.

Zoisite: is it over... Finnnly!

Raven Nightshade · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:30 am

THIS IS BEST ENDING.

...wait. I've seen too many movies to know that nothing dies the first time you kill it. :ninja:

DSBM · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:38 am

Raven Nightshade wrote:

:ohmy:
THIS IS BEST ENDING.

...wait. I've seen too many movies to know that nothing dies the first time you kill it. :ninja:

No! THE JINX! :eeklez:

Then Wolf needs to continue this! Looks like we need to resort to the ultimate solution. Swifty, Zoisite, help me with putting Wolf in a box. He shall not continue!!! P-:

Sailor Swifty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:42 am

DSBM wrote:

Raven Nightshade wrote:

:ohmy:
THIS IS BEST ENDING.

...wait. I've seen too many movies to know that nothing dies the first time you kill it. :ninja:

No! THE JINX! :eeklez:

Then Wolf needs to continue this! Looks like we need to resort to the ultimate solution. Swifty, Zoisite, help me with putting Wolf in a box. He shall not continue!!! P-:

Zoisite: but I'm going on my brake

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:04 pm

No, I mean it. I am NOT continuing this fic. The best ending is the final ending. No exceptions!

DSBM · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:46 pm

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

No, I mean it. I am NOT continuing this fic. The best ending is the final ending. No exceptions!

You mean, are there more endings?

Aww... I wanted to put you in a box...

charmecia5 · **Joined:** Apr 18, 2011 **Posts:** 119 **Gender:** female

they should of had helios do a bondage slave over chibi usa. or her and Pegasus doing it.

chibi usa could do a beastiality on Pegasus. She's not always so innocent.

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:47 pm

....
I take it you want to be on the mailing list for Chibi-Usa's Seventh Birthday?

Lonely Bobcat · **Joined:** Mar 14, 2012 **Posts:** 599 **Gender:** male

I love the my immortal fanfiction I really need to finish reading that, I heard it only gets better

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:24 pm

solarsailors wrote:

I love the my immortal fanfiction I really need to finish reading that, I heard it only gets better

Start on page one of this topic....

Lonely Bobcat · **Joined:** Mar 14, 2012 **Posts:** 599 **Gender:** male

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

solarsailors wrote:

I love the my immortal fanfiction I really need to finish reading that, I heard it only gets better

Start on page one of this topic....

I read the first page...

Oswald the Abandoned · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:02 pm

solarsailors wrote:

Kaitou Wolf wrote:

solarsailors wrote:

I love the my immortal fanfiction I really need to finish reading that, I heard it only gets better

Start on page one of this topic....

I read the first page...

Then continue until down.

Lonely Bobcat · **Joined:** Mar 14, 2012 **Posts:** 599 **Gender:** male

i did...

Onuzim Ima · **Posted:** Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:23 am

So this story's basically an extended description on fashion assescoires, sexuality tropes and religion?

Feel free to post some more if you don't mind us joining in the riffin' :mischief:

P. S: My avatar in that case would be Crow, my favourite Bot from the original MST3K

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