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After seeing this comic on the "Ask a Pretty Soldier" Tumblr...



...I was reminded of a poll started several years ago asking this very question and decided to start a new one.

Now let's be clear: this isn't a free-for-all thread for taking potshots at characters you don't care for, insulting other forum members, making moral judgements, trolling, flaming, etc. In spite of the suggestive thread title, this is meant to be a serious discussion of which Sailor Soldier you think might have the most adventurous or active sex life offscreen that fans're simply unaware of (which is also why I didn't list Sailor Chibi Moon and Sailor Saturn as possible choices).

Iron Mouse. Sorry, but she just screams sleazy journalist.

What do you think?

As I've said about that comic strip on another thread here in the past, Mercury, especially in the "secretly" dept.

The other one I've voted is Siren.

"Secretly" - Ami-chan. And the best part is that her mom's a doctor and never home...which means she could easily invite anyone over to her house for some fun.

I would have said Minako, but it's not a secret that she's a huge perv. Same thing with Artemis.

You know, that's a good point! I never considered that before. Especially considering how many of her targets she comes on to...

I wonder if the Three Lights have groupies?



The idea of Ami playing doctor amuses me.



Well, "secretly" was placed in parentheses because it wasn't necessarily requirement. Just skankiness in general.

I went with Ami and Minako. The latter just had to be voted for, considering that her idea of an acceptable first date was going to see a porn movie.

It's probably no surprise that Ami's leading...

Borrowing MusicFeedsYourSoul's current avatar:

Also, just out of curiosity, what's wrong with taking someone out to a porno on the first date?

All I can see is the "right" - it could speed up the intimacy.

I dunno...perhaps some people like taking it a tad slower than others?

In kind of depends on who's asking, though. Minako's like a guy trapped in a girl's body when it comes to behavior and attitude. If she asked me out to a porn movie, sure, what the hell, I'd take her up on it. It would be good for a laugh, at least. But if Ami or Makoto asked me, I'd probably be horrendously embarrassed or mortified.

Nah, Ami would be a LOT more subtle:

Ami: Here, I picked this up for educational purposes.
*three minutes later*
Date: What are they doing?!?
Ami: Well, obviously, they are *goes off in detail about what's happening, stops, blushes* Not that I would know.

Ami seems too obvious.

I'd put my money on Neptune and Uranus. They put alot out there that makes you think they can't be because of it, when they probably are!

Lets see... Usagi is just too naive, though she's shown she has a wandering eye for Motoki or handsome women she thinks are men. She comes from a good, upper-middle class family, so she could easily have pent up sexual frustrations, especially when Mamoru takes time away from her to allow her to study which she refuses to do. Secret Skank level, 7/10

Ami is left unsupervised a lot, but seems way too shy to go looking for trouble, and her bookish tendencies make her a bit of an outcast. On the other hand, I bet she spends a lot of time left alone with her teachers, learning anatomy for her medical studies.... SSL, 6/10

Rei I've never liked and have a hard time analyzing. I don't know what her religion has to say on promiscuity, and it is easy to question if she even likes guys. Of course, lesbians can be skanks too. I could see her wanting to go out and let loose from time to time with whatever her orientation prefers. SSL, 5/10

Makoto, now we're getting somewhere. This girl has lived on her own since she was a loli, is lonely, and needs to make money to support herself unless she has some kind of inheritance or benefactor. She's very gifted physically and can defend herself if a illicit deal should go awry. SSL, 8/10

Mina (disclaimer, my favorite) is a girl that loves to party, wants to network and make herself famous. I'm sure she isn't above spending some time on her knees to fulfill her dreams, or even if she thought it could mean love for her. I wouldn't put it past her to confuse getting laid with being loved, which she very much wants. If she believed she was cursed by Kaitou Ace, she may even throw herself in situations where she gives up her body. Her only reservation would be ruining her reputation should she ever become a star. Aliases may help that, but how many busty blondes are there in Tokyo? SSL: 10/10

Haruka likes to play the field, but as more of a top. Much more of a pimp or playgirl than a skank. SSL: 3/10

Michiru, here is some serious secret skank. I really think she is bi, and could easily play around on Haruka. I think she likes being center of attention, and all that class and refinement makes her all the likely to be the center of a bukkake party or host to a high class orgy. In my mind, the fact she is is an artist both of music and painting space whales makes her likely to do whatever it takes for inspiration or to get her creative juices flowing. SSL: 9/10

Setsuna spends a lot of time alone at that time gate.... I see her thinking about getting laid during a lot of that time, and if she has her secret crush on Mamoru, that'd make her all the more frustrated if she came to terms with never having him. Even if she didn't, she might skank it up a little around him in hopes of an affair. Maybe if she ever got on top of him she might want him to knock her up to mess up his relationship? Maybe I'm reading too much into this? Maybe that's the point of this thread! Does she have a fashion line or am I confusing the cannon with a RP I do? If she does, she'd be adept in skanky fashion. I would say something about her skin shade, but don't want to be flamed. SSL: 9/10

I think even Naoko Takeuchi hinted at this. When asked by a fan why she made Uranus and Neptune "that way", she gave a detailed explanation about how their personalities, natures, and behavior complemented each other. Then, she mischievously/cryptically added, "Besides, compared to the other girls, those two have a lot more free time."



I could totally picture something like this going south as well. Like trying to talk to Ami about sex but ending up discussing contraceptives or childbirth instead.

Or, like that joke with Bill Engvall:

Ami's Mother: Okay, Ami, I know you know some things. So, tell me what you know, and I can fill in the blanks.
*twenty minutes later*
Ami's Mother: *writing on a pad of paper* You can do that?

Well, you could still go see a porn movie w/ them & nothing would happen afterward besides discussing about the movie w/ them just like the case for an ordinary movie (& that could even be done seriously, even academically, especially in the case of Ami).

When phrased that way, I'd go with Mercury and Pluto.

The canon couples are obviously having sex, and I figure that it's pretty vanilla, so I consider them out of the running in both aspects.

Look at this manga image of Amiand tell me she's not having herself a good time in that bathtub. She's got her ecchi novel and a bottle of wine. Looks like a night alone in the house to me.

I think that's a romance novel and a bottle of sparkling cider. I could be wrong, though.

Nope, the Artbook translation on MangaStyle say it's an ecchi novel. And the word Moselle on the bottle is actually a type of wine specifically produced near the Moselle river in Europe.

Well, then...

I question how much fun it can possibly be to sit sideways in a bathtub. That can't be comfortable for the spine or the legs.

Meh, I still think Ami is just too obvious.

Now Setsuna on the other hand....

Using time travel to have a threesome = awesome

Using time travel to have a threesome with herself = even more awesome

It's a bit slippery, but it goes well.


And why is poor Ami on top?

You think it wouldn't be, but you'd be shocked at the positions that people find comfortable. Also, she may have just suddenly bolted upright because of something interesting, judging by her facial expression and her right hand.

(slight tangent: I'm currently looking up all of the book titles in that giant stack to her left because I'm a big dork.)

But......WOULDN'T THAT CREATE A TIME PARADOX SHATTERING REALITY AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?

Nah, it would just be hot.....OR WOULD IT?

giggidy!

That's masturbation at its best.


Any interesting findings?

The 5 books at the top of the stack are real books. They're what you call "coffee table" books, picture-heavy hardbacks that tend to be low on text.
The first one's about Tiffany windows, so lots of pictures of stained glass.
The second one is about Roman architecture and interior design from Ancient Rome to the 20th Century.
The third one is a reproduction of a what's called a "Book of Hours", a devotional/prayer book from the Middle Ages. This is likely the most academic thing in the stack because the book's importance is related to its production and artwork rather than the actual religious aspects.
The fourth one is a French book(it's available in English, but with a different title)about luxury hotel suites/rooms across Europe.
The fifth one is about Vogue, so there's lots of pics of old magazine covers and editorials and other fashion-related things.

The three on the bottom, I have no idea. They're either fake or partial titles. In general, though, I think it's a good insight on what she likes to read...or at least what she likes to read in the bathroom.

^ I'd guess those were the actual reference materials of Takeuchi herself for her manga works.