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i am totally unsure if this thread is appropriate (i read the new rules)...but i gladly accept a delete if this pushes the envelope

On livejournal, i am part of the Too Much Info community where people post their stories or ask questions on things that..well...we wouldn't want our friends and family to know. From pimples to bowel movements...to "embarrassing coitus" stories to that weird boil on your neck. I figured...why not have a thread to keep all that "gross" in...I am the kind of person that has always been very TMI and doesn't mind sharing it (my friends and i text back and forth about our bowel movements when they happen LOL!)

so...who here has a story to share? be it positive or negative...lets hear it

Remember, follow the rules and keep it pg-13. and remember my disclaimer in the title: grossness ahead...if your stomach can't handle the stink...

Oh lawl, this will be fun...

Back in my freshie year of high school I had surgery to remove a skin tumor from my head. Getting it taken off, even with local anesthetic, felt like velcro being pulled off my head. I had stitches on the back of my head for a while, and I impressed my former middle school classmates at the ice cream shop by showing them. I still have a long, large scar but it's hidden due to my copius amounts of hair.

Oh yeah, a few years before that a yellow-jacket crawled up my nose. Amazingly it flew away a few minutes later without stinging me.

today, while i was taking a dump..i did a fart so forceful i yelped "OW!' as it came out...it felt like i had farted a piece of glass...that was gas... D:

OH GOD, Astra! Why did I come into this thread.

I'll bite. A few weeks ago, I was awoken by a very sharp, crippling pain traveling down my intestines. I'm sure everyone knows how this one ended.

I know who would be all over this thread, but we do not speak of her name...

I'm sorry, I don't have a gross story to share right now.

I know how that is as well.

Well, can't come of anything now, besides the fact that I pick my nose. A LOT. And many times I examine the things I get out carefully and in detail.

In the words of Dane Cook, it doesn't matter who you are, you are going to cry, and you are going to take a dump that feels like there are glass shards in your butt.

What's more disgusting is that it's being said by Dane Cook! Blech! Terrible comedian!

"We all are going to do three things...we all have three things that we are going to share. We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful *bleeps*"

i had that a few days ago...not glass shards...but it felt like a square peg through a round hole...and i could have sworn i was birthing a baby.

another dose of TMI: i am lactose intolerant...and lately i have been having a "watch out, we got a bad-a over here..." attitude toward dairy products...little hint: i take lactaid pills...it's a small pill made of lactose ensyme so my body can digest lactose when i have dairy...but lately...i have said "screw you!" to the pills and just keep forgetting to take them...when i eat cream cheese, colby jack..ect...

side effect to dairy: dairy poops. nice and soft and for me..comes in two rounds so i usually finish one round and i have to sit here for 10 minutes until the other round makes its way out...i can't just finish 1 round and call it a day...because i'll be back in 10 minutes..so i find it most efficient to just stay here and wait it out.

worse, is when i have dairy the night before and i go to work the next day. all i can do is fart all day in my department thankfully, i work at a baby store so i can just pretend the babies did it..

I am lactose intolerant as well, and I generally throw up when dairy curdles in my stomach, but I can't help that I am a fan of fine cheeses.

sometimes..it is just WORTH it! ice cream, asiago cheese bagels, SMOKED GOUDA! thats darn gouda....lately, i have been BIG on cheese and our local grocery store has a HUGE cheese department and i LOVE buying cheeses and trying new cheeses out..and i don't care if the following day i am on the toilet for 30 minutes taking a poop...i have just learned to accept it...AND learn to only eat cheese at certain hours so i make sure to poop before work...nothing worse than being on the floor, unable to sneak away...and having this TERRIBLE stomach pain and gas and this "omg i have to go NOW before i shart myself" feeling...it happened last week and ffffuuuuuuuuu

Just make sure you do that in a well ventilated environment, otherwise the accumulating H2S gas in the room could trigger an explosion after reaching the threshold amount. j/k

I'm far too demure for all this so I'm just gonna act like a voyeur and judge everything I read without putting myself out there.

I know, I'm somewhat of an enigma, aren't I?

No, sorry....bowel movement stories don't really interest me. And I don't talk about my escapades, so...

So, they don't....move you?

I've spent the last week with an inflamed left armpit because I'm allergic to certain deodorants....but only in the left armpit. Yesterday, I washed there, and I guess one of the sores broke and I was bleeding.

Last week I popped a pimple and it left a hole because I squeezed out a piece of blood tissue.

oh god! similar incident but an ingrown hair...and i forgot it was there and i went to shave my arms and the razor knicked it..and OH GOD it wouldn't stop bleeding. You could put a bandaid on it but that might feel awkward.

That's one main reason i am not "trimming the lawn" so to say...since i go to the gym and swim laps......there is an ingrown hair right where i need to trim up...and i'd rather not accidentally hit it and have it bleed and bleed. Thats why my swimsuit has a skirt on it so no one see's what i can't clean up.

This better go away soon...i wanna start wearing my more showy swim bottoms

Yeah, just blame it on the children!

... Wait, what? You work at a baby store? A store selling babies? Where is that!?
Otherwise I would say you work at a store that sells baby articles, but it really sounded like it was a store selling babies in my brain.




Ouch. Mine usually become inflammated as hell...


TMI of the day: My brother just came out of the bathroom saying that he probably ate too much beet because his poop was purplish!

Yeah, you, your yaoi pics, and your perverted thoughts!

Sorry, but I wasn't referring to you, but instead somebody who just got recently banned. I'm sure everyone knows who I'm talking about.

Depending on where it is, can you trim around it? Or even better, can you find some sort of depilatory/Nair-like goo that happens to be bikini-area safe?

I, personally, don't shave down there. I tried once and it drove me crazy when the hair grew back in. So, there will be no further deforestation of my Amazon rainforest.

i CAN, but then there would be an awkward patch of hair just there on the bikini line. and Nair down there i hear...burns like a mother effin FDJSKJFS!...so..i'd rather shave...it's not terrible if you do it often enough...your skin gets used to it and less bumps and irritation...or buy "Bikini-zone anti bumps shave gel" and it works pretty good...

it's at least nice to trim up for swim suit season..i have been poking and proding at this ingrown trying to get it to pop...i can FEEL something solid...but it seems too far down to want to surface.....i guess i could pluck the hairs in and around it so i can get a better angle at it but holy EFWIJFJWDKJFSS!!! plucking hurts!

Oh well...not like i am going to wear bikini's anytime soon...my body is just not..right for one...until i lose some weight... D:

The awkward patch can be made less awkward by being trimmed into an amusing shape, like they do for Brazilian waxes.

Truth be told, most hair removal methods hurt except for shaving and depilatories(as long as you don't leave it on too long). I do think they make Nair specifically for bikini areas as long as you stay away from your actual genitalia. Maybe you should save up for laser hair removal, unless you don't have enough contrast between your hair and your skin.

As for me, I don't wear swimsuits enough to justify shaving there, but if I get bored and decide to do some landscaping, I'll keep your suggestions in mind.

AUGH AUGH FFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! i am getting cramps! D: they are not THAT bad yet but i can feel them getting worse...and the alive/naproxen i took won't kick in for another half an horu to an hour! D: 4 hours out of every month i have to suffer with pains...thankfully...it's ONLY four hours out of every month

i know what you mean.. the doctor told me to take 4 adivl at a time.. it seems to work.. and that thermac heat pad work too

it's not fair we ahve to suffer every month

the worst is when it is a day in...and you SNEEZE or cough...and ugh...like a effin waterfall!!! T_T oh..and don't forget the poops that come with cramps! YAAAAAAAAAY *sarcastic with eyeroll*

yea

why don't guys have to suffer like that..

I have a pimple in the crease of my nose.

OUCH! Those are the worst.

Having pimples on nipples are a whole lot worse.